Jacksfilms - Royalty Free Christmas Songs 1 lyrics

[Song 1] They caught me frenchin' my cousin under the mistletoe Not again! Oh, what a shame that we got caught Yip a dubby dub bub [Song 2] Baby, did you know That most Christmas songs Were actually written by Jews? B-b-baby, did you kno-ow [Song 3] I'm standing under mistletoe waiting for some chicks I'm standing under mistletoe waiting for some chicks I'm standing under mi- [Song 4] Christmas time is here once more Tum ticky ticky tum ticky tum too I want a Playstation 4 Tum ticky ticky tum ticky tum too [Song 5] We're worried about you, Santa We're worried about your weight Obesity's a health issue That really can't freaking wait You're too damn fat Santa, you're too damn fat [Song 6] Jingle those bells and deck the halls And Frosty, Rudolph, and Santa's sleigh And a mistletoe and a dreidel too Uh... [Song 7] Kwanzaa is important, too So break out your menorahs Or... whatever you guys use I don't know, I'm not Kwanziaan So... [Song 8] Candy canes! Candy canes! Lick 'em in a spear And k** your enemies Stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab, stab [Song 9] I wish I had a dad for Christmas He told me he was going to the store I don't think he did