[Intro (Spoken)] Yesterday, I asked you to help me write a song. You tried you best. [song start] I love the way you spank me I don't know what to say I'm so sweaty Mom's spaghetti Hope this song makes Daddy stay Hey, where's my waifu? If you write a song, who writes you? Double the memes, double the dreams Odontophobia is the fear of teeth Stop being mad; there's no reason to be I know who really k**ed Kennedy Don't worry bae, it's only a semi Hear my battlecry! No. No, no, no, no. I k**ed a man Make that two Illuminati is controlling you My dank memes, they aren't for you Drop off the meth at the rendezvous You look like Agent Smith, I'm sorry Cool fedora Come on, Barbie Yolo, swag, omg, Bae Random doesn't equal funny, okay? Every sixty seconds in Africa, a minute goes by Bananas are great, mate, eight out of eight Get in the van; we have WiFi No. No, no, no, no! Will I get in YIAY, today? Nope!