[Verse 1] Well I'm finding it harder To be a gentleman every day All the manner that I've been taught Have slowly died away But if I held the door open for you It wouldn't make your day [Verse 2] You think that I care About me and only me When every single girl needs help Climbing up a tree Well I know it don't take much To satisfy me [Bridge] Maybe it's whatever is in my head That's distracting me But if I could find emotion To stimulate devotion Well then you'd see [Verse 3] Well I'm finding it hard to say That I need you twenty times a day I feel comfortable so baby why Don't you feel the same? Have a doctor come and visit us And tell us which one is sane [Verse 4] I'd never said I wouldn't Throw my jacket in the mud for you But my father gave it to me so Maybe I should carry you Then you said "You almost dropped me" So then I did And I got mud on my shoes