Jack Margolis & Jere Alan Brain - Time And Space lyrics

Time and space Your awareness of time and space Also becomes confused Things seem to take an unearthly long time Although, Much less often Things which should have taken a long time Seem to zip by in an instant Zipping takes an instant Unzipping seems to take forever C'mon honey, c'mon (Oh shut up) Space alteration is totally unpredictable Sometimes a room looks longer Sometimes the room looks shorter Sometimes The ceiling seems to be three floors above you Or only an inch from your head (Oh geez son of a b**h) Maybe there will be no space alteration in your room whatsoever But get up and walk down a flight of stairs And that flight of stairs becomes infinite Time disorientation can sometimes cause you needless concern Who hasn't heard his girlfriend say that she's going to the kitchen for some coke (I'm going to the kitchen) Ok (For some coke) Then not see her again for two days (I wonder what ever happened to what's he name?) After thinking she's accidently locked herself in the refrigerator Or been spirited away by Chinese people You run into the kitchen and yell "What's the matter?" (Maria, Maria, what's the matter?) (I'm locked in the refrigerator) Only to realize she's been gone less than a minute