I'm sorry to hear that it didn't work out It wouldnt work out These things seldom work out. Remember your wedding The reception was sh**e... The friends of the friends of his friends Were all tossers. See I get this message from out of the blue Middle aged, drunken Asking for news. The photo attached is clearly of you But it must have been ten years old before it was even taken Hard men and slappers in stockings with bad tattoos "Love" and "Hate" written in blood on bruised knickles What youy were comes back around Yeah sometimes history finds you out, We had a shag on your hen night I bought you both a jolly nice toaster. And i wrote a song for your wedding But left out some important details Cathy Hard men and slappers in stockings with bad tattoos Like "Love" and "Hate" written in blood on bruised knickles What we were comes back around Sometimes history finds you out.