Jack Dolgen - Santa Ana Winds lyrics

[Santa Ana Wind, singing] Hello there, it's me I'm the Santa Ana winds I cause allergies I also make things weird A little bit about me I'm a hot, hot breeze That originates from high-pressure air ma**es Technically, I'm known as a katabatic wind That's science for "a pain in your a**es" I'm mystical but also carry dangerous spores I bring whimsy and forest fires When I blow, there's magic in the air And a higher risk of suicide I make children wheeze 'Cause I'm the Santa Ana winds To reiterate, I make things weird When I blow, it sounds like "whee!" I'll be back Because I'm the wind And also kind of a narrator Hey, it's me again I'm the Santa Ana winds Here's some magic dust Which will make things weird They had the same dream They just got Santa Ana winded You might say, "Don't do it, wind Leave these poor people alone" But I'm a prankster Tee-hee-hee-hee I just wanna see what will happen You're looking really guilty [Rebecca, talking] Move aside [Santa Ana Wind, singing] You can't push the wind [Rebecca, talking] Oh, you That kiss was all your fault [Santa Ana Wind, singing] I just reveal your deepest wishes and fears So it's you, Rebecca It's not me Who is super weird Super weird You're super weird [Rebecca, talking] No, I'm not! Get away from me! Go back to Santa Ana! Or I don't know if that's where you're from or that's where you're going [Santa Ana Wind, singing] You ruined everything You stupid b**h