Jack Dolgen - Research Me Obsessively lyrics

[ANNA, spoken] Hey What are you doing For the next thirteen hours? Don't do anything healthy Don't be productive Give in to your desire [ANNA] Research me obsessively Uh-huh! Find out everything You can about me You know you want to Dig for me relentlessly Uh-huh! Using every available Search tool and all forms Of social media [VALENCIA, spoken] Yes! [ANNA] You know you want to Look at my Instagram But it's private So Google me until You find out where I went to high school And then set up a fake Instagram account Using the name And the photo Of someone that went To my high school And hope that I remember That person a little bit [REBECCA, spoken] Ah, no! [ANNA] Then request access to My private Instagram From the fake account And in the meantime scour My work Instagram account Cause that one's public Research me obsessively Uh-huh! Find an actual picture Of my parents' house On Google Maps You know you want to Hunt for me tirelessly Uh-huh! It's not stalking 'cause The information is All technically public [REBECCA] That's true! That's true! [VALENCIA] Very true [ANNA] Check out every guy I used to date And deduce who Broke up with who Based on the hesitation In our smiles [ANNA, spoken] So many unanswered questions Did I go to the University of Texas? Am I an EMT? Is that my obituary In which I'm survived By my loving husband Eddie Of 50 years; children Susan and Matthew And grandchild Stephanie? Wait no. That's just all the People with my same name [REBECCA & VALENCIA, spoken] O-h-h-h-h-h! [ANNA, spoken] Or is it? Pay only $9.99 on a Background check web site To know for sure [REBECCA, spoken] I'll do it [VALENCIA, spoken] Yeah [ANNA] So don't stop Just research me Obsessively Uh-huh! And in lieu of flowers Donate to other me's Favorite charity [ANNA] Aw! Research me Just research me And research me And research me [ANNA, spoken] Oops It's three days later