I like cows, I think they're cute Walkin' in their big cow suit They give me milk, they give me cheese They give me hoof and mouth disease I like cows and that's no bull Around the cowhouse, I got pull If cream and bu*ter ain't enough She's got lots of udder stuff Who gives me milk? Who gives me cheese? Who gives me hoof and mouth disease? I like to have my friends around (But) I'll take cows when the chips are down I dig the ducks down on the lake (quack quack quack) They're fun to pet or roast or bake They got no hair, and they got no teeth Damp and fuzzy underneath I think that worms are hard to beat Got no ears and they got no feet Pop 'em in the ice cube tray Drop 'em and they ricochet