J-zone - The Commandment$ lyrics

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, it's the J-Zone Commandments I J-Zone AKA Captain Backslap on behalf of Old Man Entertainment Got to foreshadow y'all to what's goin' on ' 'Cause we got rules and commandments for y'all To follow before you roll with us on this album So pay attention, okay? Audience shut the f** up, don't make a sound Like Eddie Murphy I got rules and sh** when I throw down All I need is about two minutes to run down the Commandments Before we get it poppin', so we gotta understand it Thou shalt not co*k block at shows Give me a pound and step if I'm creepin' with hoes And thou shalt not ask Zone his race What's the matter when your broad gave Zone a taste, mwah Thou shalt not call my house When there's a basketball game on TV You don't know, check the TV Guide 'Cause if you make me miss Kobe drop 50, you gon' see me And thou shalt not ask Zone to perform If there's less than three zeroes in the show fee And thou shalt not e-mail the Zone Saying put me on, f*ggot, you don't know me Ladies, thou shalt not react When I use the word b**h 'cause if you not, relax The more you get upset, the more that must mean the shoe fits So if you got mad then, yeah, I was talking 'bout you, b**h Thou shalt not bring food in my car And when you ride, thou shalt not ride for free So up the money on the mobile or hitch a ride 'Cause b**h, riding dolo is just fine with me Fat girls, thou shalt not wear midriffs And while you at it, k** the thong thoughts, chicken and biscuits Thou shalt vanish if you got too many kids move in? Is you crazy, b**h, I look like Mike Brady? Thou shalt floss and stunt Even if you drive a hooptie, sport the junk And when you rollin' up the strip and a s**er run his lip Slam the clutch, put it in five and off the chump And thou shalt use caution getting head while driving Chicks that want you to trick, thou shalt nickel and dime them Thou shalt be cheap so you can ball like me Thou can't be both p**y whooped and rich Thou shalt not act hard on the Internet Living in South Dakota where nobody can get you at And thou shalt buy this album at the store and sh** 'Cause all y'all listening know damn well y'all downloaded this