Ooooooh damn I'm tired Oh sh** f**ed around and overslept sh** damn I missed a message too Who's calling me this f**in early in the morning (You have one new message) Good morning this is Nicole calling from your local government office I am just calling to inform you that all law enforcement officials Are off duty today and there will be no consequences for any actions You choose to take (Oh sh**) thank you and enjoy your day Oh hohooo [Verse 1: J-Zone] Put away the ski mask today theres no consequences Do what I like with no jail time or hopping fences Some did me wrong in the past they'll be sorry My ex is the first to feel today's venom b**h! Found out she cheated on me indeed that's fresh I'm confiscating tampons till she bleeds to d**h ?????? I'm baggin a dope tenth grader She looked 25 but the law let me lay her Rolled by the precinct pumpin NWA Back to the crib to throw my rubbers away Cuz today I'm going raw bust a load remain kidless f** AIDS and syphillis pulled out my hitlist Found my slavedriver ex boss from the icehouse Run his gear lock him in the freezer and its lights out Find my first grade teacher right cross and knock the dyke out Back in the days alot of people would annoy Zone But I love grudges cuz you know that they avoid Zone (Excuse me sir bathroom for customers only) Ay yo no problem I take a leak on Broadway in broad day Cuz pissing on trees just ain't my steez Tell the pigs to clean it show my hatred for cops Park in front of fire hydrants steal handicapped spots Run up to Lucy Liu tongue her down and don't get smacked Cruddy music making money I'll leave A&R's bloody Roll through the ghetto pumpin Ice Ice Baby Think I give a f** it's better than the sh** I heard lately Sick of all the churches making money off the section 8 And lower cla** so I confiscate the collection plate Before this day ends go visit mayor Rudy shake his hand and...... (gunshots) Proud to be a New York City resident (Take that motherf**er) [Verse 2: Huggy Bear] On my day with no consequences I wrote a short list By the time I finished how to ad lib Free prison on aribritrary basis Armed robbery cover back while security changes shifts I dont care if we was six when we had beef slick Scorpios dont forget sh** Pulled the voting booth out its foundation k** the volunteer with it for trying to fool a whole entire nation Run up on NBC while their televised live Make the anchor woman s** my dick for someone elses lies Leave Pat Buchanan strangled with his neck tie Washington D.C.. heard my battle cry Blowing up phalic symbols and government officals Slave rappers on they back due to hip hop misuse Disguised in motor grease Stab fake thugs in the neck with they own Jesus piece It coulda been gangsta rhymes or maybe its because All consequences is suspended Beat you to d**h with a club if my car's rear ended Even J-Zone caught a bullet For being late with my beat tape i had to do it Don't misconstrue this no allies I wouldn't trust no man in that situation no matter how tight Later that night ?????? rather slight Beat a cop to d**h with his own flashlight A stick of gum sticks the whip to a stick of dynamite Thats stuck in a judges tailpipe (explosion) Do what I like an oddball leavin the site of his last odd job With a toolbox his foreman's in a coffin Get on the horn at one it's an all out Rosario Dawson hunt Run up in your house