J-zone - Inauguration Day lyrics

[J-Zone] Mr. President congratulations on inauguration Im here with advice to run a nation To satisfy the rich and be up for re-election So I advise you follow my suggestions "I dont even know you nor the nation that you come from" "Now you wanna give me advice on how to run one" "I should call security" My bad I'll introduce to ya The clan grand wizard and my name is Lucifer But you could call me Satan "Yo to barge in here is rude of you" Sorry but america seems kinda peculiar "I face the press in 5 minutes make this sh** quick" America is broke and I know just how to fix it "Got any suggestions?" Yo slavery was brilliant trust me They need to bring it back cuz black ba*tards disgust me I second that emotion for their Puerto Rican cousins too They even have leaders what the f**s the world comin too Minority vultures sabotage American good will I wish for target practice they stood still To make the world a better place we gotta take action "So where do I start" You gotta make things happen Like overpopulation but thats kinda complex Cuz n***as and spics always fiend to have s** Those free clinic goin ghetto dwellin nymphos I know we could put something in the indo sh** to make em impotent while they're screamin represent In another 5 years they'll be askin where the n***as went? Drinkin malt liquor f**in up their livers But we laced them with carcinogens so everything is cool Also, watch the borders those Mexicans is leakin in But thats ok they go to L.A. and get they f**in heads beaten in "More cops perhaps" f** yeah who's gonna shoot those little monkeys in their backs "So what's up with education" Just cut financial aid Stop givin money to spooks with bad grades They'll all go back to the slums cuz their school money fell through Governor Pataki can help you And as for schools in the city let me set this straight Just remove that asbestos late give the rich schools computers "Textbooks are gone with the wind" Great now bar up the windows so they feel like inmates "Ooh but the housing dilemma thats a tuffy" Dont say that "Why" We know where all the n***as stay at We got enough projects, if we dont build more Its great when n***as visit other projects and get k**ed for it His mother screams "My baby" and prays in church Coons are gullable that preachers gettin paid to work It's easier for us too we know where they're stayin sh** their whole f**in exsistance is a 4 block radius "So what about violence" Let the red k** the blue East coast West coast beef helps too Black folks will k** their brother for no more than a shoe So when they go extinct can't nobody blame you "But people are hungry theres no food" Shh that ain't hard to do cuz you know and I know n***as love to barbecue Just give em pork and let em s** the bone dry "Cholesterol and hyper tension" No sh** I wonder why Overweight havin heart attacks at twenty eight Great now give em that free cheese issued out of state It lasts for a decade so blacks are f**in thrilled The preservatives we used left the lab rats k**ed "Damn this sounds grim at least for those with melanin" "Minorities are headed for the dumps" To hell with them "Two minutes and countin before I face the nation" A few more details relax stop pacin' Minority extinction the way it's gotta go Just a few more little things to let you know You gotta close off the ghetto with the Coast Guard "Damn Why" So when those animals riot nobody but them dies They burn their own stores down ha ha f**in savages "Damn can't we give them just a little bit of happiness" Fine give em Cristal name brand clothes Iced down j**elry fly cars and hoes Let those b**hes think they're rich poppin' Mo' in rap videos My daughter's learning Windows 98 in 20 years she'll be straight While she's workin on a job with computers Tomorrow's black leaders on the corner smokin buddah Give them all Lexus's but no health insurance "Cool" And take that ESL out the schools Crack was made for them so make sure they smoke it all Prescribed by Uncle Sam until the drug problem dies But you can't make it obvious listen to jazz and rap,tap dance And they'll believe that you care about em "Fat chance" "I'll take it in consideration" For a...kinder...gentler...nation (echoes out)