J-zone - Rap Is A Circus...And We Hope The Elephants Trample Everybody lyrics

[Chief Chinchilla] Three minutes ain't enough time, yo Zone, yo Bacon, what did we miss on that "Sick of Rap" joint? We ain't discuss everything, did we? Cause you know... Getting kinda sick of muhf**as forty-five years old Worrying about two rappers in their twenties taking shots at each other This fool in the barbershop be like, "Yo, son from Philly I know he got bars, he ain't gonna take that" Shouldn't you be worried about your colonoscopy or you mortgage or something? The f** you care for? [J-Zone] What's up with all these rap fans? Snitchin' mother f**ers out on WhoSampled YouTube, Wikipedia Trying to get mother f**ers sued You KNOW we can't afford to clear this sh**! Then you get mad at a mother f**er for learning to play a instrument And making synthesizer beats "Yeah, he doesn't sample like he used to" Man, f** y'all [Chief Chinchilla] Punk-a** Millennial swag-boy Snapchat amphibian! Oh yeah yeah yeah And what about these punk-a** Generation X-ers Up here talking about "culture vultures"? Yeah, back in the Nineties you were Bad Boy for life, huh? "f** all you broke n***as Stop being a player hater Get this money f** that real hip hop sh** f** that black sh** We pop bottles" And now that rap got gentrified And your neighborhood patty shop became a yoga studio And now YOU the broke-a** n***a Now you wanna talk about culture vultures? fu*k y'all [J-Zone] Hey, yo, all you mother f**ers working in customer service Freestyling on the job at Target or the post office? Quit your job [Chinchilla/J-Zone] Cause when rappers get day jobs, the whole world suffers [Chief Chinchilla] And shout out to all you rap squeegeemen Shaking people down in the street to buy your Raggedy-a**, janky-a** CD-R Musicians in other genres don't do that sh** They perform and leave a donation bucket out You donate money if you want to But I'm supposed to support some sh** I ain't heard before 'cause it's "real hip hop, fam" If I "like Jay-Z then I like" you, "FAM" Making a mockery of this rap sh** [Chinchilla/J-Zone] Rap is a circus And we hope the elephants trample everybody [J-Zone] Oh, what's up with your boy Swagmaster Bacon He ain't even say anything [Chief Chinchilla] Word, what do you hate about rap? [Swagmaster Bacon] We need more pork And more white women