J. Unit - Danjerous Fing lyrics

[Intro: Oz Mosis] Yo, not many of you motherf**ers understand what it's like to like in the ghetto Might just leave it at that [Verse 1: MC Adey P] I'm gonna be the very f**ing best like no-one ever f**ing was To catch them is my real test; gonna train them cause that is my cause I travel round the world, searching far and wide For Pikachu; gonna f**ing find the power that's inside Cause I use my Pokemon to help me get my way I know you say that's not what they're for but get the f** away Go, bu*terfree: use sleep-powder. Misty's now asleep but she'll still scream louder Gonna get my dawg Brock; gonna join in. We'll get all the Pokemon but not Nidoking Caterpie's string-shot was gonna be the lube Don't need that, b**h, cause she got f**ing sweaty ginger pubes [Verse Skit] G-Magz: Dude, you can't say that! Adey P: Aw, sh**. Come watch me, b**h! [Hook: MC Adey P & G-Magz] J. Unit; a f**ing dangerous thing Representing the rap of Martin Luther King From the black to the white, we're gonna take your f**ing fight From the Eastside to the Westside, gonna gash it all night J. Unit machine: sick beats and dreams We're the f**ing extreme J. Unit regime Go to Iraq and take it back; gonna show no slack Detroit-style driveby shooting attack Jet-pack [Verse 2: G-Magz] Come listen to the word; new J. Unit verb Flash, crash, trash, skin-rash Did you hear, you s**y sh**, that gash was a woman thing? It's more than that, you twat: we represent it when we sing Gashing our way to steak and bling Proper Detroit scat; skeedle-deedle-jing-ting Yeah, go and look up 'gash' on Urban Dictionary You'll see J. Unit. Yeah, it's f**ing scary We're on Facebook, MySpace, Last.fm and YouTube Google 'gash' and you'll see J. Unit and a lot of teenage b**bs Uncensored, unedited and very underage Child p**nography is all the rage [Verse Skit] G-Magz: Guys, this really isn't very G. If I get arrested for this, it's Adey P's fault Adey P: f** you! G-Magz: f** you! Twat [Hook] [Verse 3: Oz Mosis] It's 4 in the morning in Detroit city Got my posse out: sh**'s about to get sh**ty Come across an old lady in the midnight fog Beat the f** out of her, steal her purse and rape her f**ing dog My name's Oz Mosis and I am the man I'm the only black guy who truly understands I drive round the ghetto with my posse of six We f** guys in the a** and sometimes little kids [Verse Skit] Ozmo: Wait, no, no. Child molestation isn't cool Having s** with children is not cool It's also a good idea to stay in school And don't do d** cause they are bad Worship J. Unit: we're totally rad [Hook]