J-Dog - Christmas In Hollywood lyrics

[Intro: Charlie Scene & Deuce & Funny Man] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas! [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk [Verse 1: J-Dog & Charlie Scene & Funny Man] J-J-J-Just a little story about last Christmas About some bad kids who were full of wishes We gave some gifts and then we gave some loving The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin Little Timmy stole from 7-11 So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack He didn't leave cookies but we needed a snack So we took the beer back and I f**ed him in the a**! It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped Like oh my God is that Saint Nick? Kids, give me your list like it's the 25th Been accused of being a bad kid But I get presents as is Mrs. Clause just MySpaced me I blew off a date on Christmas Eve! So I don't give a f** if you're naughty or nice You might still get a Rolly and a gang of ice So write your list and never have no fear Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year! f** yeah!! Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho! [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk [Verse 2: Johnny 3 Tears & Da Kurlzz & Funny Man] I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls Good kids, bad kids and even Da Kurlzz We were chilling at home and decking the halls So I checked my phone and Santa had called He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve He said that his jolly a** needed some help He said Christmas ain't a day but a way of life If you guide my sleigh I'll let you f** my wife So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle Funnier than f** you can ask Chris Kringle So we all took flight but something was fishy He asked for road 'head and started to kiss me Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows Instead of bags of presents he had bags of dil*os I pulled down his beard and it was a monster It wasn't Saint Nick it was a f**ing imposter When we found out he started to pout I took my bandanna and I choked him out I pulled off his beard then I f**ed his mouth Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south I had a lot of wild nights But tonight was the craziest I've met a lot of Jeffs But this one was shadiest When it comes to cheer That motherf**er's a Grinch So if you don't like Christmas f** you b**h! You kids are in big trouble, oh boy, ho, ho! [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk [Bridge: Deuce & Funny Man] Lets get drunk! Ho, ho, hey! Looks like Santa's had a little too much Mada Shavensen eggnog Hey Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year I ain't visiting you f*ggots so... [Chorus: Deuce] It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk It's Christmas in Hollywood Santa's back up in the hood So meet me under the mistletoe let's f** It's Hanukkah in Inglewood The dreidel's spinning in the hood So meet me by the menorah let's get drunk