[Intro] b**hes I hope you know b**hes I hope you know [Hook: Deuce] b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Baby come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Shorty come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone [Verse 1: Funny Man] Yo I'm up in the club and the parties jumping b**hes pa**in' by and they're eyeball f**in' I'm drinking Cristal, now they're trying to kiss me Saying Funny Man can you sign my titties? Now I got four b**hes in the back of my rover The fantastic four saying Funny can I blow ya? Three were preppy and one was scene So three for me and one for Charlie! [Verse 1: Charlie Scene] This girl's seventeen, now I'm a pedophile Now she's showing me her tits, I think this girls gone wild I whipped out my dick and her jaw hit the floor Acting like she'd never seen a magnum before (Charlie!) Turn off the lights and now I'm gonna film it Turn on the night vision like she's Paris Hilton Funny Man walked in and said chupa mi pito And she munched on his dick like a moncho burrito (f** yeah!) [Hook: Deuce] b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Baby come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Shorty come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone [Verse 2: Johnny 3 Tears] Now it's kinda lasting, candle waxin' I like your fat a**, b**h grab my jacket And grab a taxi, get in the back seat f** s** dick lick Man we nasty! Drive faster please 'cuz this booze is not lasting One too many shots and I seem to be pa**ing I think this chick is down Yes she's down for the threesome I call the homie J, just to see if he needs some [Verse 2: J-Dog] J-J-Just got back coming from the bar Rubbing on this chickies titties in the back of her car But, but your first mistake you said you liked my band The second was you put my undead dick in your hand And I'm takin' secret pics on my cellular phone I got my fingers in places where they don't belong Horny as f**! Pressing my luck! Need my dick s**ed! So b**h give it up! (yeah!) [Hook: Deuce] b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Baby come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Shorty come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone [Bridge: Deuce] Lets both get faded 'cuz you know that I want you Lets both get naked girl you know that you want to Baby we can have a party tonight I wanna hit it 'cuz I know that it's tight Baby we can have a party tonight I wanna hit it all night, all night, all night, all night [Hook: Deuce] b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Baby come say hello And get your drunk a** over here lets bone b**hes I hope you know I won't stop 'til I hit that ho Shorty come say hello And get your drunk a** over here Don't stop yet I'm almost there Get your drunk a** over here lets bone