Would you like to ram your tongue down my throat Would you like to grab my thighs Yes, i have got nice tits They are the perfect grab me size I'm just a nice girl Thought i had everything Until you flashed me And i saw what i've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some slimeball like you to come along I am so desperate I'll do you and your mom I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline When i think about what i've been given My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women Yeah, yeah I was just thinking that it'd really turn me on If some guy would drive by and show me his tongue I was just thinking that it'd really make my day If he offered me a place to stay with pay I'm just a nice girl Thought i had everything Until you flashed me And i saw what i've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some sketcher like you to come along I am so desperate I'll do you on the front lawn I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline When i think about what i've been given My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women Yeah, yeah I was just thinking that it'd be really cool If i got hit up side the head with a manly tool That way he could have nothing left to say And have his way with me all day Cuz i'm just a nice girl Thought i had everything Until you flashed me And i saw what i've been missing I've been saving myself my whole life For some motherf**er like you to come along I am so desperate I am writing you this song And you're so vain You probably think this song is about you I get this tiny little boost of adrenaline When i think about what i've been given My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women My own private god's gift to women