Valentine's day Wish i had a sweetheart It's valentine's day Didn't even get a stinkin' card It's valentine's day I just have to say I hate valentine's day It's valentine's day And i didn't get no chocolate It's valentine's day If i had a heart i'd hock it It's valentine's day All i have to say I hate valentine's day It's valentine's day And i hope it finds you healthy It's valentine's day I'm glad your stinkin' girlfriend's wealthy (?) It's valentine's day I just love to say I hate f**in' valentine's day