The world gazes astonished 'coz they can't believe their eyes On how stupid Americans Are obsessed with private lives Each day another item Another lie follows the next Who cares for f*cking politics? All that counts is s** He's the fallen idol The one that can't get clean Of fouls that he committed The fool that he has been He's the fallen idol But he don't give a sh** 'Coz why should he be bothered For shoes that do not fit? The press sleeps in his garden There's a camera near his bed A circus for the people Because someone gave him head His dog is being interviewed: Is boss had an affair Perhaps he had a threesome With Kohl and Tony Blair??? Ma** Hysteria! The world gazes astonished 'coz they can't believe their eyes How stupid Americans Are obsessed with private lives Though they give him credit His innocence been lost In face of prosecution He has to bow or burst He's the fallen idol The one that can't get clean Of fouls that he committed The fool that he has been He's the fallen idol But he don't gives a sh** 'Coz why should he be bothered For shoes that do not fit? The press sleeps in his garden There's a camera near his bed A circus for the people Because someone gave him head They want to know the topics Of the leaders beaverhunt But would I become that popular If someone licked my c*nt? Ma** Hysteria!