Irish Descendants - Uncle Dan lyrics

CHORUS She can dance to the flute, dance to the fiddle She's as neat around the waist as a cow 'round the middle Let her go, let her go, you'll find another There's a lot of pretty women at the head of Grand River Now The Widow Malone lived by the strand For forty years without a man; She danced around and she waved her fan Set her eyes on my Uncle Dan CHORUS Now he would not listen to my advice So he married her there on a wintery night; She ate all the grub and the party fare Drank every man clean under his chair CHORUS (Instrumental break) Now when he got home on his weddin' night Me Uncle Dan got a hell of a fright! She hung her leg upon the wall Down on the floor her teeth did fall One gla** eye, off came her hair And down the road me Uncle Dan did tear CHORUS Now they claim he ran to France or Spain And sent a letter home to her, sayin' "Darlin', if you ever need another man You can count me out! Love, Uncle Dan." CHORUS CHORUS A Capella