Invisible Inc - Mr Nice Guy lyrics

[Chorus] Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr) Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean) Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy Can show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean) A good guy is gonna buy you a drink But a nice guy is gonna buy you ten And when you're too drunk to drive he'll be right outside in his ride to provide a friend And the night could end at your doorstep but he'll just wink Because you're tripping if you think that he'd take a hink He might even help you get undressed and tuck you in And in the morning leave a nice note to show he's been Is it your cup of tea for him to up and leave? Kick it a little then blow town like a tumble weed You tripping if hoping it'll go down like an undersea submarine The women that live in the fantasy pipedream, tunnel seen When I get up, said I stutter, a-and, I-I, kn-n-now no other Way to be forward and totally open except to mutter Nice guy's leave your bright side and find another Yo, wazzup? I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Grrr) Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy Can show you a real nice night! Yo, what's up I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! (Hard!) Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy's Gonna show you a real nice night! (If you know what I mean) Nice guys finish last cause they're not trying to win They just trying to win your pity Now you might think he's your buddy with that puppy dog mug But he just wants some puppy love, really Will he pick you up for lunch and then bail and make you hail a cab Bring a drink and then slip it in a paperbag Later on he's gonna really make you mad Nice guy's a feminist, he'll let you pay the tab When I get over this I'mma getting you out tonight, right? Winning the women and living and sinning in paradise right I got an imagination like sci-fi science I fight these nice guy's tenancies but the disguise lies Any guy could take you how to end a drought, but f** the route I'm not about to leave the building now to pout So if you can't say something nice Then be polite and shut your mouth Unless you're talking with a nice guy Then curse the ba*tard out Mr. Nice guy be senor suave in the dance hall Got the Cuban motion in the ocean if you like that Call me s**y papi [?] see the pretty mommies And a white guy can't fight the white caps So I be hanging onto my high school spanish like a life raft Oh...hola...¿cómo se llama, mama? [?] that means "wana get your freak on?" Ya know the more bu*tons you undo on your shirt, the more women you pick up in a week...I don't even bu*ton my fly anymore Don't worry, I don't bite Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy Can show you a real nice night! Hi, I'm Mr. Nice Guy, nice to meet you Don't worry Mr. Nice Guy doesn't bite! Remember, I'm Mr. Nice Guy and Mr. Nice Guy Can show you a real nice night! Goodnight