Intoxicated - Diet lyrics

So you're ten pounds overweight, And you can't see your toes; Your bu*t's as large as a beach ball, A fact that everyone knows; Thighs as large as tree trunks, Big and juicy they say, So your momma picks you up, You're gonna diet today! What am I gonna do? Stuck in this trap! Loads of fat all over my body - HELP! Diet I'm so tired What a riot Cos I'm on diet