Incredibad - Ardy Party lyrics

Yo, yo I knew this cat named Ardy He wore sandals and socks When he came to the party He would make sure it rocks He would flail his arms around And do the Ardy Dance Leavin' everything motherf*cker With funk in they pants Hey yo it's Friday You're at the jam of the year But somethin's missin' there Man, Ardy ain't here People standin' on the wall Not freakin' at all! Check it, what you need to do is Give Ardy a call And then 60 seconds later There's a knock on the door (Who is it?) My man Ardy with Bacardi Saying, "Get on the floor!" And I been getting' down ever since he said that sh** At the dance club, havin' a conniption fit Now, who rocks the party more than Ardy? (NOONE!) And who smokes base back of the alley? (ARDY!) When we found him on the street He was homeless and sh** So we addicted him to coke So he'd be dependent Now, if he wants more d** He's gotta ROCK the rugs Go down the ho stroll and Pick up co*k for us Hey yo Ardy's got the steps that'll move your body That's why we like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party (sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party (sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy who rocks the party Yo, Ardy stinks like a motherf*cker drowning in sh** But the crazy part is how much I love that kid He's intelligent and charming, ugly and disgusting For a hit of yay he'll do just about anything "Like s** my dick?" Hell yeah, he'll s** your dick, nerd You're holding weight, he'll do anything (word?) He wears gla**es and has a haircut like a clown And if you got a girl over, you don't want him around "Cuz he smells bad?" Nah, dawg, cuz he'll snatch her up Straight player for real, sporting sandals and socks Picture the most disgusting f*cking man on the planet Then multiply that by eight Goddamn Ardy's great Do anything for my ace, even clean his face When the schmutz starts to dry, plus he always stays placed In the brand new Tevas, bust the wool socks You came here to party, he came to smoke rocks We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) Ardy, smoothest cat you've ever seen The chicks know what I mean (He's so fresh and so clean) He'll rub up on your leg without warning, start humping it Oh lord, what's that smell in his pants? He's been dumping it True game, making all the girls pause (Ardy you look good with that dump in your drawers) If Ardy ever stopped rocking you know we would k** him Roll him up in a carpet and throw him off of a buildin' So I slip him PCP whenever he's not looking So he keeps the party jumping from the floor to the ceilin' Yeah, he looks good when he's smoking on rocks And don't forget, y'all, he's wearing sandals and socks We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy that rocks the party We like the Ardy who rocks the party We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy that rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) We like the Ardy who rocks the party (Sandals and socks, sandals and socks) Sandals and socks, sandals and socks, Sandals and socks, sandals and socks Sandals and socks, sandals and socks, Sandals and socks, sandals and socks