Imperial Teen - Last To Know lyrics

Pumped up pecs and sticky skin Floors unswept and walls are thin Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa Steroids in the cabinet A trophy wife with benefits Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa Seat belt trumps the booster seat Bigger than you used to be Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa The baby pacified The sailor crucified The kissing glorified The mother horrified Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa You set the trap and locked your phone Then we became a palindrome Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa A festival of paper shreds A bed for two is not a bed Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa The baby pacified The sailor crucified The kissing glorified The mother horrified Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Applaud a pessimist You putting up a fist Employ a nihilist While teaching you to kiss Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa Based on what I found out, it's a lie Based on what we both know, it's goodbye Money money money money sigh The music's stopped and I can't sing But I can get through anything Were you the last to know? Were you the last to go? Whoa, whoa, whoa! Whoa! Whoa!