How many optimists does it take to change a lightbulb? None! Their butler changes the lightbulb Always poor Never bored The S.O.C. want Timmy's student loan back He'd happily oblige but he's used it all on gack Always poor Never bored One miscarriage Two abortions One degree Seven jobs Sally that's the (?) Jesus sobbed Always poor Never bored I could have danced with your mother Cause she pa**ed out on your stairs Always poor Never bored Swing bada bada bada Swing bada bada bada Swing bada bada bada Swing Compensate with humor Or if really bored than sing Always poor Never bored Yeah! Dance till the sun goes round