IConYYMBR - Here Comes Blumpkin lyrics

[DJACK] Shout out to McDonald's for creating the Blumpkin [THE ANTIDOTE] Shout out to MikeAkira for this beat Songs about a motherf**ing fat a** [HOOK] Here comes Blumpkin (Get up here!) [THE ANTIDOTE] Here comes Blumpkin, man that sh** gross Can't carry two things at once, dog that's a deuce (it is!) Blumpkin, Blumpkin, belly round like pumpkin It's time to take the trash out and you know that trash white [iCon] Look at this piece of sh** walking down the street With his belly hanging out his shirt down to his feet (are you a grown man?) This n***a smells like sh**, I don't know what he just did But I can't stand it down right, get the f** out of here [DJACK] I'm fat and lazy, I don't shower Because it takes like motherf**ing hour To get up the stairs, I'll never make it there I'm too heavy from the peanut bu*ter jelly in my belly Blumpkin is so fat like a f**ing whale I throw you back in the ocean trade you for fishscale Coming off the boat, I want the boat to f**ing run over you On the way to the dock fool (like a manatee) [THE ANTIDOTE} He drinks Monster and don't change guitar strings Sleeps on my couch and he always needs a ride G Can't get a job, doesn't have a car He's riding on my bike but doesn't make it very far (he broke it) Wish that motherf**er would get hit by a car Or hit by a bus, but I wouldn't wish that on the driver Damn, I hope they had insurance Blumpkin totals cars, let's kick him out Recurrence! [HOOK] Here comes Blumpkin (Get up here!) [THE ANTIDOTE] I don't have any money you guys! What do you expect me to do sleep in my car? I ran out of food stamps Guys I'm not gunna be able to make it to Cleveland my car broke 290 pounds, world's largest vegetarian Make sure next time you're running down a hill and you slip Your shin can support your own weight so you don't crush it and end up with a steel f**ing rod in your leg, yeah!