Stick up, hands in the air You move, you lose 'cause the ICE don't care No chance to run, don't shout Flinch an inch I'm gonna take you out Grand larcenist, soloist, felonist, vocalist Crime's my rhyme, but here's a new twist I ain't here for your gold bro All I want is the show This is Grand Larceny Grand Larceny Grand Larceny Grand Larceny I lay low for a show and then I go Seal the motherf**er then we count the dough It's kinda like robbin' but it's legally down And now days if it ain't legal I don't f** around I get my thrill when I ill and a jam is filled With 10.000 screamin' people, now that's the pill Who's gonna dog the set? The ICE will And once I'm in effect it's overk** Kinda like a hold-up all the tickets sold up And then the black stretch limo cold rolls up And then the posse breaks, high off the Cold Duck And then I set the mic to show destruct Even if we open up, that don't mean nothing I rock the rhymes .E does the cuttin' Call it shownappin' I take a hostage a night Dog sh** and break out on the next flight This is Grand Larceny Grand Larceny I'm a kleptomaniac when a jam is packed You can fight all night, but you'll still get jacked By the show stealer, crime rhyme dealer Rap king pin, L.A. big-wheeler Got a posse so strong they could lift a tank, rob a bank But now we steal shows the cops say thanks Breathe easy 'cause the Syndicate deep And before we started rappin' They got no sleep It's Grand Larceny Grand Larceny Just give me a beat, give me a stage to stand on I know that none y'all ever planned on A dude from L.A. who could rock sh** this way Have his record go gold, with no radio play But it happened, The Ice is rappin' Just listen to my fans that are clappin' Or come to the show, get in the front row And watch me steal the motherf**er before your a** can say "HO" I'm like a time bomb, but I'm a rhyme bomb Spray the whole audience with napalm Or something just as hot, I'll bust a rhyme, why not? Raps hittin' so hard, you'll think you shot I'll take a show and abduct it Stone cold house it, if it gets wild With gasoline I'll douse it Set it ablaze and then I'll stomp it out Many burnt emcees know what we're talkin' about This is Grand Larceny Promoters on my tail now 'Cause they billed me low Here I am 'bout to steal another show So they turn my mic down f** up my audio sound But too late, we just dogged another town Rappin' like a Mac 10, as soon as I begin The only way to stop the stealin' Is throw me in the pen But that will never happen 'Cause I'm just cool rappin' My Larceny is legal, so sorry Captain I would never steal a style or ever steal a rap But I'll steal a show in a minute It's as simple as that An interstate crook, my pistol's my rhyme book Any show that I'm on is a show that's took Better watch my left hook, or your jaw will get shook If my posse gets mad, it's best you book From the Grand Larcenist, ICE-T is my name Got a rap like a mac and a game he same Grand Larceny Grand Larceny Grand Larceny