–O’Shea! O’Shea! Get your a** in here, boy You hear me calling you? O’Shea!– When I was young I used to hang with the seventh graders Little bad motherf**er playing Space Invaders f**ing with the girls in the fourth grade Either feeling on they bu*ts or pulling on they braids Walking with the schoolhouse bully By doing that, I had a lot of pull, G Cheating on tests, making a mess Cussing like a sailor at recess It must a been a half moon Cause you’ll catch me running out the little girls’ bathroom Chewing on Good and Plenties Got my gamble on at lunch pitching pennies Yo I was living like the cla** clown Pulling all the hokes, making all the jokes man When you young it’s hard to see That it’s wrong throwing rocks at the RTD Popping out your window with a BB gun Better yet knocking on your door and run Playing hide-and-go-get-it for a little stank Even though I was still shooting blanks As soon as the dark hit I was stealing candy out the corner market Until I got my a** whipped Cause I was ten years old, doing dumb sh** Thirteen, that’s how old I was When my jimmy started getting a little peach fuzz And I was looking at any bu*t and a** Me and my homies started cutting cla** Going up to the high school Looking for any b**h I could lie to Tell em I was older than I really was Smoked my first joint and got really buzzed That’s what a mack’s made of But when I got my first piece of p**y I fell in love Hard as a rock the long way And then I put the rubber on the wrong way But I still gotta have it Overexcited and f**ing like a jackrabbit Goddamn I was hype A virgin but I still knew how to lay the pipe Even though the ho worked me I still knocked the boots from here to Albuquerque Then the sh** got strange, money I started shaking and jimmy felt funny Then the nut came gushing I jumped up got dressed and start pushing Cause I thought the b**h broke my dick Cause I was still young doing dumb sh** At 17 got my first Volkswagen And mastered the life-long art of dragging To the women in college Hung out with the OG’s and got some street knowledge Breaking in cars and all that Hitting punk fools with a baseball bat f**ing at a real fast rate Til they said that I might not graduate Then I said, “f** the dumb sh** Cause Pops’ll f** me up quick If things continue.” So I start rapping about sh** I been through And I got real good Now I look at all the kids in the neighborhood Trying to be baby macks Doing sh** that I did seven years back Going through a stage But before they can grow up they on the front page And they moms is having a fit Cause they died young, doing dumb sh**