Ian Hunter - Cool lyrics

You might be a celebrity, everybody sits up and begs You might be the s**iest thing since God invented legs You might be a dictator, a dealer or a saint Cool is here to tell you when you're cool and when you ain't If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk Now you might be a Nazi, lookin' for a friend You might be a beginning, looking for an end Some folks go for the ice and snow, some like it Florida hot Cool is here to tell you what is cool and what is not If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk Or you can write a book about the money you took You can pose on the cover nude You can only flip on an ego trip, time'll do the cover on you But don't you ever cross me, dude 'cause that ain't cool, that's an attitude I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool I'm so cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool I'm so cool, I'm so cool, cool I'm so cool, cool, I'm so cool, cool I ain't nobody [Incomprehensible] You might be a macho man, 50 million sit-ups a day Or you might be an expert with something important to say You might be an evangelist, livin' on the wages of sin Cool is here to tell you what is out and what is in If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool, if your cool don't work If your cool gone fishin' you ain't nothing but a cool jerk Well, if you lose your cool, if you lose your cool You ain't nothing but a cool jerk If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool You ain't nothing but a cool jerk If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool You ain't nothing but a cool jerk If you lose your cool, if you lose your cool You ain't nothing but a I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool, I'm cool I'm cool, I'm cool, cool, cool