Ian Dury And The Blockheads - It Ain't Cool lyrics

You think it's cool to make me wait with baited breath for what you say You think it's cool to be the overlord of all that you survey You think it's clever beinfg clever, that you wear your fortune well You think it's cool to be the foxy one, but time alone will tell that - It ain't cool (It ain't cool) It ain't cool (It ain't cool) You thin it's cool to be the comic, making cracks at my expense You think it's cool to sit in judgement when I ain't got no defense You think it's witty being witty, when you know my tongue is tied You think it's cool to be a prankster but your joks are pa**ing ride It ain't cool (It ain't cool) It ain't cool (It ain't cool) It ain't cool to count your blessings one bye one (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to claim your winnings when you put on your beginnings And another persons innings has begun You think it's cool to be a sharpie as you cout me down to size But it ain't cool (it ain't cool) You think it's cool to brush aside the little people you dispise But it ain't cool (it ain't cool) You think it's niffty being niffty, and you think you're no-one's fool But you ain't cool (you ain't cool) You think it's cool to hold your victim up to cruel ridicule But it ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to be a clucker It ain't cool to be a crutt It ain't cool to make your mucker Wait upon that if you but It ain't cool to think you're pucker When you're tearing off a sheet It ain't cool to make a s**er out of everyone you meet It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to count your blessings one bye one (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to say you've done what you ain't done (it ain't cool) It ain't cool to do subtraction, when you're checking every fraction Now your little peice of action has begun It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool) It ain't cool (it ain't cool)