Ian Curtis - Christmas Unicorn lyrics

I'm a Christmas unicorn In a uniform made of gold With a billy goat beard And a sorceror's shield And mistletoe on my nose Oh I'm a Christian holiday I'm a symbol of original sin I've a pagan tree and magical wreath And a bowtie on my chin Oh I'm a pagan heresy I'm a tragic-al Catholic shrine I'm a little bit shy with a lazy eye And a penchant for sublime Oh I'm a mystical apostasy I'm a horse with a fantasy twist Though I play all night with my magical kite People say I don't exist For I make no full apology For the category I reside I'm a mythical mess with a treasury chest I'm a construct of your mind Oh I'm hysterically American I've a credit card on my wrist And I have no home nor field to roam I will curse you with my kiss Oh I'm a criminal pathology With a history of medical care I'm frantic shopper and a brave pill popper And they say my kind are rare But I've seen others in the uniform Of a unicorn just like me We are legions wide and we chose no sides We are masters of mystique For you're a Christmas unicorn I have seen you on the beat You may dress in the human uniform, child But I know you're just like me [Instrumental] [x2] I'm the Christmas Unicorn You're the Christmas Unicorn too [x7] I'm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn) You're the Christmas Unicorn too (It's all right, I love you) [x3] I'm the Christmas Unicorn (I'm the Christmas Unicorn) (Find the Christmas Unicorn) You're the Christmas Unicorn too (You're the Christmas Unicorn too) (It's all right, I love you) [x2] I'm the Christmas Unicorn (I'm the Christmas Unicorn) (Find the Christmas Unicorn) (apart, my friend) You're the Christmas Unicorn too (You're the Christmas Unicorn too) (It's all right, I love you) [Instrumental] [x4] Love, love will tear us apart, again Love, love will tear us apart, my friend [x8] I'm the Christmas Unicorn (Find the Christmas Unicorn) (Love, love will tear us apart, again) You're the Christmas Unicorn (It's all right, I love you) (Love, love will tear us apart, my friend) [Instrumental]