I Voted For Kodos - Perfecting The Art Of Persuasion lyrics

Picked up the paper today, just like any other day But today I got more news than I was expecting And Blondie wasn't as funny today, ‘cause it said that you had gone away On the hand written note that was scrawled from Peanuts to Ziggy I don't want to fix your heart, when everything falls apart on you And I don't want to be the one who you come crawling back to What did he say, what did he say that changed your mind? What did he say, what did he say that changed your… So I sit by myself perfecting the art of persuasion And all my plants and my dog have agreed to follow me Now I could try to convince you, or I could try to convince myself That everything happens for a reason But I don't want to play that part, ‘cause I'll just end up like you And I don't want to be the one who you come crawling back to What did he say, what did he say that changed your mind? What did he say, what did he say that changed your…