I Voted For Kodos - http://www.dumped.com lyrics

I can still remember, the first time I met you, on that one warm summer's night In the romance chat room, when I saw your profile, it was love at first sight Your first instant message made me nervous, and giddy, and tingle, and stuff I had hoped that you'd never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, have to sign off I can still remember, a few weeks later, when you asked me to come Into that chat room for two I wasn't sure, I wanted to, take the next step, but then you Helped me to relax, and more then that, you took my cyber virginity All night long we made fifty six six kilobytes per second love pa**ionately But then you didn't LOL anymore You didn't BRB for more And every time talked You always seemed to get, disconnected (yeah right) I can still remember, when I got your e-mail, subject I'm seeing another guy You said he was six foot two, two hundred twenty five pounds, but his profiles probably a lie All night long I cried and wept, it hurt like a deep cut I hope he gives you some type of horrible virus you cyber s*ut I'm going to fill all of your inboxes with spam I'm going to disable your norton virus scan You're going to live to regret this for many years Because you messed with an engineer http://www.dumped.com (everybody)