I See Hawks In L.A. - Houston Romance lyrics

Exchanged insults, traded blows And the wounds don't even show You're self-reliant, a perfect tyrant I guess I always knew you'd never be my fire-hydrant Well I knew this would end up like it did At least we didn't have a kid I'm leaving behind this gray infested swamp With its poisonous water snakes and it's toxic golf course lakes CHORUS: Corpus Christi Texas City It's not the humidity, it's the humanity It's not the insensitivity, it's the insanity Corpus Christi, Texas City I remember wishing I was dead Like the peanut shells on the floor of the Ruby Red's A stranger in a strange land A beautiful girl tugging on my hand Trying in vain to drain the water off my brain CHORUS SOLO A couple of hundred meals And this is how it feels Baylor and Rice and everything nice Guess I'll think about her maybe once or twice Texas Cityyyyyyyy Say goodbye to U-totem's, say goodbye to Kroger Gonna fly the coup before I get much older Cause I don't like clams and I don't like oysters I don't like the locals when I'm drunk and boisterous I don't like the Astros and the Oilers are gone Not even a reason to sing this song About a town where you broke my heart It's time for a brand new start Texas City, Corpus Christi, Goodbye X 3 I'm going back to California, back to California, Goodbye