The Lord doesn't work in mysterious ways, But I do in my basement I'm really bad at these Parent-Teacher Conferences I don't understand what you don't understand You've never seen a walking fax machine? And I'll bet you a dollar she could beat the crap out of your human daughter I'm sorry; I'm just really bad at these conferences It's really hard when you love someone so much And I know you think she should repeat the third grade But it's kind of hard to be hard hearted when you can hear her heart beat hard