I Can Lick Any Sonofab**h in the House - Saturday lyrics

Mama oh mama Now where have you been Down at the tahiti lounge Just drinking again Mama oh mama Now where did you go One more night your little boy got left alone That's okay You know why I got my Saturday And I got me some cartoons You can lay up drunk all day I got cap'n crunch and scoobie doo Gonna go down to that ol' fishin' hole Nine years old giggin' frogs all alone And i'm gonna take a stroll to the dairy queen Get me a dilly bar, and a cherry dip cone, and a steak finger basket, man I just love my Saturday All I got to do is pretend Close my eyes, count three and pray Mama, you ain't gonna hit me again Gonna watch the ballgame with grandpa in the afternoon The new york mets are playing in cincinnati town The vertical hold on the black and white don't work too good But that's okay Tom seaver's on the mound and he ain't throwin' nothing but strikes, man I just love my Saturday Playing pitch back ball outside Climbin' trees i'm not afraid Someday i'm gonna leave this world I'm gonna fly Bye bye Grandma made the best fried chicken in town Plenty of grape kool-aid you know to wash it down Tonight i'm gonna go to bed with my belly full Gonna wake up later and watch the midnight special With wolfman jack, and I think the cars are on Saturday has come and gone But it will be back again Six days to wait That ain't too long I got baseball cards and plastic army men And Saturday