You may point the crooked cane, You conspire on my broken brain, and playwright fate, will have his way We're all actors in his play we're all pa**engers on his train now playwright fate, don't make me stay Soon enough the brakes won't take weight That is depending, and it's the strain on my left arm takes I'm just hoping for a happy ending. So long, sir You're in a land where you don't belong Just keep kissing to the kissing song You're in a land where you don't belong There's clearly something wrong keep kissing to the kissing song You're in a land where you don't belong You're in a land where you don't belong So long friends, So long family, The letters were sent, I'm gonna die here beautifully Now the housecat's on his seventh life He said his goodbyes to his beautiful wife He said he's going to a land where mice grow on trees He said he's going to a place where beasts like us roam free He said come with me He said come with me We're gonna die here gracefully We're in a land where we don't belong Just keep on kissing to the kissing song We're in a land where we don't belong There's clearly something wrong keep kissing to the kissing song We're in a land where we don't belong We're in a land where we don't belong Get out of this place, Inhabitants of the children with the cheap c**aine And the playwright fate has had his say 'Cause we are as brittle as biscuits Sarcastic, the English are bright So long, sir We're in a land where we don't belong Just keep kissing to the kissing song We're in a land where we don't belong So long, sir We're in a land where we don't belong Just keep kissing to the kissing song We're in a land where we don't belong Ooh there's clearly something wrong keep kissing to the kissing song We're in a land where we don't belong We're in a land where we don't belong