Alcohol and sunshine is the co*ktail I'm pondering the beauty of my satellite I am all the planets in your universe A composite of all your dreams You take a breath, you cannot disagree You must not speak a word of contradiction I am all there is and ever will be The monster underneath your bed ... thoroughbred I'll hook you up with alcohol and valium Then you can't run away from me again A beautiful relationship is one thing Another is the ever-present danger That you'd prefer a mr. Texas Ranger Let's not ever worry again You understand that we must take precautions Trust me this all to your advantage I am all there is and ever will be The monster underneath your bed Oh oh I'll hook you up with alcohol and valium Then you can't run away from me again