Hypnotic Clambake - The Feldmans lyrics

Moshe Moshe Moshe married Myrtle Myrtle Myrtle Myrtle Aunt Solly Solly Solly wears a girdle Moshe Moshe Moshe he's a tailor tailor tailor And his father Benny Benny was a sailor He sailed the seven seas, that's what they said Catching gifilte fish and white fish spread He sailed the seven seas, far and near Now Benny's dead, Oi vai iz mir! Shlomo's Moshe's brother Comes from Nova Scotia Scotia He's a butcher butcher butcher he keeps kosher Rachel's Moshe's sister, she's a surgeon surgeon surgeon When I asked about her lover, she claimed to be a virgin She works night and day, that's what they say No time for love, all work no play She works night and day, performing vasectomies Behind a curtain that no one sees My name is Harvey Wangelstein and no one knows the truth They think I'm Solly's boyfriend but no one has any proof I have a special gift to give for Hanukkah this year I've saved up all my shekels to buy Solly a bra**iere Oh, Moshe Feldman he's a tailor Myrtle Feldman she's his bride Solly Feldman wears a girdle Which she always has to hide Shlomo Feldman he keeps kosher Benny Feldman he's deceased Rachel Feldman has no shame But at least she's always pleased Oh the Feldmans, oh yes the Feldmans Together they all live in harmony (except Benny) Oh the Feldmans, oh yes the Feldmans Together they all live in harmony