Hypnotic Clambake - When Your Mother Knows the Name of a Band lyrics

If your mother hasn't heard About the band she will She will if it takes 30 years she will If I could tell your mother About the band I would I would tell your mother about the band It's not unheard of, so I've been told When your mother knows the name of a band When your mother knows the name of a band When your mother knows the name of a band The band made it She may read it in the paper She may catch us on the tube She may hear it on the radio To her it may sound crude If the music doesn't catch her On the name I hope she's sold I spoke to the boys in the band I did Spoke to the boys in the band We came up, we came up with plan we did A plan for the boys in the band We'll take your mother on the road And teach her the guitar If she doesn't like the bus She can ride in the car It may look freaky It may be bold But it's not unheard of, so I've been told When your mother knows the name of a band When your mother knows the name of a band When your mother knows the name of a band The band made it