Hypnotic Clambake - Bis**ual Military lyrics

Excuse me sir can I choose my pet? I can shoot an uzi use a bayonet Drive a jeep or fly a jet I'm qualified The commander and chief said don't be ashamed He said to them "we're all the same" A k**er by no other name Is qualified Opposing forces don't realize That I'm not here to compromise My country I vow to protect My lover tough I will select I can show you four of my purple hearts My scars are there from being torn apart The bureaucrats can go to hell I'm qualified Other NATO forces have no test You need only be your very best Say pledge allegiance to the flag But not if they think you're a f*g