At 100 volts you got my attention At 200 volts I started to shake At 300 volts I felt the tension At 400 volts I started to ache At 500 volts my left leg twisted At 600 volts my right leg jumped At 700 volts my tongue got blisters At 800 volts my head I bumped Year after year and day after day I never knew you felt that way Hour after hour I sat in that chair Your hand on the dial, my hair in the air Your hand on the dial, my hair in the air At 1000 volts I smelt something burning At 2000 volts my heart almost stopped At 3000 volts it was a bit disconcerting At 4000 volts my ear drums popped At 5000 volts I lost all control At 6000 volts I felt like a slug At 7000 volts you achieved your goal At 8000 volts you pulled the plug