Hyades - Abuse Your Illusions lyrics

Turn on the TV They broadcast the news A storm rages on But out I see a few drops Emergency weather A stupid alarmism It's too late You have sh** your pants Maybe Bin Laden is hidden in your cellar Maybe a nuclear car bomb Is parked at the mall A virus in your PC And also in your lavatory Hey, it can growl and eat your sitting room No kidding? Do you believe in these fantasies No sh** Sherlock I'm not born yesterday Is a tsunami coming over my house Why can't I simply slip from well Give me an unusual d**h I don't wanna blow up Give me an unusual d**h Why must I be murdered Give me an unusual d**h I don't wanna be in a movie Give me an unusual d**h Give me a normal standard f*cking d**h There is a terrorist hidden in your sandwich Please be careful The hot dog can be toxic If you've to cross the street Look at the sky A meteor is coming to raze all to the ground Pulverized by a nuclear storm Or s**ed back in a black hole Why can't I die a natural d**h