[verse 1] MARIO: Hey, Kuppa, kimi tte sa sh**sukosugiru ze piichi no koto wa mou akiramenayo BOWSER: Oainiku-sama sou wa ikanee tte koto sa ore-sama koso kanojo no destiny PEACH: Futari-tomo ne oyame ni natte kagami wo yoku goran nasai MARIO&BOWSER: Sore wa iwanee tte hanashi da ze datte otoko wa haato de shoubu [verse 2] BOWSER: My sweetes peach girl, ai sh**eru n da ze wakaranakerya mata rachi*kankin MARIO: inochi kakete ubaikaesu kedo kimi no kokoro wa ubaenai no PEACH: Futari tomo ii kagen ni sh**e dare ni kuchi wo kiiteru no? MARIO&BOWSER: tsundere na toko mo miryoku-teki sou otoko wa haato de shoubu [musical pause] suki sa suki sa suki sa suki sa daisuki da [x2] LUIGI: Chotto matte ohitori owasure janai desu ka? ruiji sanjou omatase MARIO: e nani nani nani gomen gomen gomen BOWSER: KY!KY! naa kuuki yome koruaa MARIO: Choushi dzuiteru to maji fumitsubusu zo PEACH: kinoko yaro wa hotori de kekkou baataa no kuse ni namaiki ne MARIO&BOWSER: rukkusu dake wa chuu no ke dakedo MARIO: ne otoko wa haato de shoubu BOWSER: -otoko wa haato de shoubu PEACH: otoko wa kao de shoubu~ [ending] BOWSER: aa, yatto owatta MARIO: -tsukkaremash**a ne BOWSER: dou yo kore kara ippai iku ka MARIO: a, suimasen, kyou chotto are ga kore de kou nande BOWSER: a, sakan de nee, kondo shoukai sh**e yo MARIO: cho-cho-cho, kore maiku kiretenai'su yo