Hy Zaret - One Meatball lyrics

A little man walked up and down He found an eating place in town He looked the menu through and through To see what fifteen cents could do One meatball, one meatball He couldn't bought but one meatball He told the waiter near at hand The simple dinner he had planned The guests were startled, one and all To hear that waiter oddly call: "One meatball, one meatball This here gent wants one meatball." The little man felt ill at ease Said "Some bread, son, if you please." The waiter hollered down the hall "Ya gets no bread with one meatball!" One meatball, one meatball "Ya gets no bread with one meatball!"