Husker Du - How To Skin A Cat lyrics

We are starting a cat ranch and taking one hundred thousand cats Each cat will have twelve kittens a year The catskins will sell for thirty cents each One hundred men could skin five thousand cats a day We could be dealing a profit of over ten thousand dollars But what should we feed the cats? We will start a rat ranch next door with a million rats The rats will be twelve times faster than the cats So we can have more rats to feed each day for each cat But what should we feed the rats? We will feed the ratsThe carcases of the cats After they have been skinned Now get this! We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing We feed the rats the carcases of the cats After they have been skinned We feed the rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing Rats to the cats and the cats to the rats And get the catskins for nothing