Darling let me back inside this house Darling let me back inside this house I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse Baby, when I come home from work I need a drink to relax my nerves It's not enough to stop at three or four But you love to kick me out that door Darling let me back inside this house Darling let me back inside this house I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse Won't let me drink Won't let me smoke Won't let me laugh Won't let me joke The meanest women that I'll ever know But she loves to kick me out that door Darling let me back inside this house Darling let me back inside this house I said I'm sorry, I'll be quite as a mouse Puta, puta, puta, puta Afraid to kiss you when I come home I'm tired of sleeping on the couch alone I'm loud and stupid I'm a slob But it doesn't mean I don't need love Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house Darling someday I'm gonna leave this house And when I do, I'll be quite as a mouse