Hugh Jampton (Michael Palin) - Dirty World lyrics

He loves your s**y body, he loves your dirty mind He loves when you hold him, grab him from behind Oh baby, you're such a pretty thing I can't wait to introduce you to the other members of my gang You don't need no wax job, you're smooth enough for me If you need your oil changed, I'll do it for you free Oh baby, the pleasure would be all mine If you let me drive your pickup truck and park it where the sun don't shine Every time he touches you, his hair stands up on end His legs begin to quiver and his mind begins to bend Oh baby, you're such a tasty treat But I'm under doctor's orders, I'm afraid to overeat He love your sense of humor, disposition too There's absolutely nothing that he don't love about you Oh baby, I'm on my hands and knees Life would be so simple if I only had you to please Oh baby, turn around and say goodbye You go to the airport now and I'm going home and cry (He loves your) electric dumplings (He loves your) red bell peppers (He loves your) fuel injection (He loves your) service charge (He loves your) five-speed gearbox (He loves your) long endurance (He loves your) quest for junk food (He loves your) big refrigerator (He loves your) trembling wilbury (He loves your) marble earrings (He loves your) porky curtains (He loves your) power steering (He loves your) bottled water (He loves your) parts and service Dirty world, a dirty world, it's a f**ing dirty world