Roddy Ice cold Rita Never did I meet a girl who's half so cruel I offered her a j**el But she left me stuck Stranded on a duck What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy That's Roddy St. James of Kensington Slugs Poor poor Roddy, flushed down his own potty Rita can't you find it in your heart To help him Roddy How mean could one rat be Ice cold Rita Won't you be sweeter to me