Hugh Cornwell - Wrong Way Round lyrics

She's built the wrong way round Turns a yeah into a nay Acts like a horse treat her worse Until your voice goes hoarse She'll turn your friends into sheriff And what's more she's built the wrong way round You never know which way she'll go You reach high when she's way down below Her feet smell her nose runs She can sniff an Indian at fifty guns She's so soft she makes it hard And what's more she's built the wrong way round Never wears a hat outside her face Shields the sun from her gaze Starts at the end in a maze - amazing! She's built the wrong way round Wakes you up puts you to sleep Closes her eyes just to take a peep Little Bo peep follows her sheep Wears a big woolen jersey Makes her flesh get up and creep She's built the wrong way round But it's the right way for me!