Hugh Cornwell - Please Don't Put Me On A Slowboat To Trowbridge lyrics

Don't mind if you send me to coventry Spain's not against my will Hong kong china possibility Sweden didn't get my fill Been down south of the border I love durham in the dales I've sungporean law and order And new york city never fails Please don't put me on a slow boat to trowbridge I promise I'll mend my ways Please don't put me on a slow boat to trowbrisdge Not ready for salad days Sydney and me go together I've worn a panamanian hat I've had some fun down in dubai And tokyo is where it's at Spent two weeks in malindi There's a black hole in calcutt a Met italian primadonnas And in the phillippines I got a hut Please don't put me on a slow boat to trowbridge I promise I'll mend my ways Please don't put me on a slow boat to trowbridge Not ready for salad days